AH SOHS

Gentlemen, to add on to my recent post on my blog, i have more to say. NEVER EVER underestimate the abilities of an Ah Soh. Think the rivalry between China and Japan or North and South Korea is intense, u ain't seen nothing yet. Just visit my bus stop. What may seem like ur ordinary Ah Soh next door, looking feeble and frail, waiting for the bus. Well but once bus 100 or 135 appears, my battle with them starts. I pick a spot hoping the bus will stop there but within a few feet, An AH Soh will shoulder bang me off balance to cut me. When the door opens, the 100m race is on. They are faster than Maurice Greene off the block. They will sprint up to board the bus and scan their cards. Think its the end? Nah... Just like the All Blacks and Wallabies rugby scrum, they will push and shove people out of their way to land their big fat ass on that gold plated seat. End of battle? Not yet. When they have reach their stop and are ready to alight, they will again push their way to the exit door. Even though the bus hasn't stop, they will push anyones' arm blocking their way. They don't seem to understand that people hold on to railings for support while the bus is moving and that when the bus eventually stop they will release their hold to give way. These Aunties deserve a salute.....FROM MY MIDDLE FINGER.... Till then every morning is a new battle.